there's no stoppin'
the cretins from hoppin'
you gotta kepp it beatin'
for a hoppin' cretin
cretin! cretin!

i'm gonna go for a whirl
with my cretin girl
my feet won't stop
doin' the cretin hop
cretin! cretin!

1-2-3-4 cretins wanna hop some more
4-5-6-7 all good cretins go to heaven