Seventy six trombones led the big parade,
With a hundred & ten cornets close at hand
They were followed by rows and rows,
Of the finest virtuosos,
The cream of every famous band
Seventy six trombones caught the morning sun,
With a hundred & ten cornets right behind
There were over a thousand reeds,
Srpinging up like weeds,
There were horns of every shape & size

There were copper bottom timpani in horse platoons,
Thundering, thundering, all along the way
Double bell euphoniums and big bassoons,
Each bassoon having its big fat say

There were fifty mounted canons in the battery,
Thundering, thundering, louder than before
Clarinets of every size,
And trumpets who'd improvise
A full octave higher than the score!

(Musical Break)

Seventy six trombones hit the counterpoint,
While a hundred and ten cornets blazed away
To the rhythm of Harch! Harch! Harch!
All the kids began to march,
And they're marching still right today