Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie
Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot
Poochie: The name's Poochie D
And I rock this telly
I'm half Joe Camel
and a third Fonzarelli
I'm the kung-fu hippie
From gangsta city
I'm a rappin' surfer
You the fool I pity
Scratchy: Oohh, Poochie is one outrageous dude
Itchy: He's totally in my face