I got a problem with your pasty skin,
And I don't know where to begin
One million mother fucker in the u s of a
With the bad farmers tan, and the vericose veins

I got fifty dollars down on a visit a week
I got fifty dollars down on le sheik, I may freak (my best guess)
So put your money in your pockets
And your panties in a bunch
Do some ab crunches
Pack a bag lunch

Tanning booth, tanning booth!
You're my best best friend
In the whole wide world
Tanning booth!
6x

Hey Shelly
AJ Hal-9000's on the phone
x3

You better get that phone, better get that phone

Hey Shelly
AJ Hal-9000's on the phone
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