Текст песни Codi Kaye - We Like Sportz

(Phone ringing)

Hello,
Hi, Do you wanna go to a party with me?
No, the games on
O, I almost forgot, I'll be right there

We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
From shooting hoops, to the super bowl
We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
Football, Football, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf

The Game is startin', everyone is here,
I got my snacks, my friends and a beer
Just two normal guys hangin' out, having fun,
Right Guy number two?
Yeah Guy number one
"E" to the "S" to the "P" to the "N",
Is all I watch 'cause I'm the man
If my team loses I'll be mean all night
If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight
Watching sports with girls is a pain,
They don't know the rules, there's no time to explain
Single, Double, Triple, Home run
For the celebration I'll shoot my gun
I Like my friend he's a real guys guy,
He's not a loud mouth like that cunt-hole Steve

We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
From Wimbledon, to the Astrodome
We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
Football, Football, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf

Now when I say sports, you say nuts
Sports-Nuts, Sports-Nuts
When I say cheating, you say sucks
Cheating-Sucks, Cheating-Sucks

I drink whiskey because I like the taste,
You think it's bitter, but I think it's great
I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars,
Don't believe me? Smell our cars
We're real men, and we like sports,
If you say that we're not then we'll see you in court
I'm team captain, and I choose you,
I'm the other team captain and I choose you, too
We steal the ball, and we're off to the races,
Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces
Like:
What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What

We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
From the pre-game jokes, to the rap-up show
We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
Football, Football, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf

Throw me the baseball,
Now toss me the pig skin,
Now feed me the rock,
Now give me the rock