Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once
I am one of those melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it.

Chorus:
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid ? I'm just stoned.

I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore he said my life's a bore
And quit my whining cause it's bringing her down.

Chorus:
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid ? I'm just stoned.

Grasping to control
So you better hold on.

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid ? I'm just stoned.

Grasping to control
So you better hold on.

Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once
I am one of those melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it.

Chorus:
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid ? I'm just stoned
I'm just stoned, I'm just stoned, I'm just stoned.