Текст песни Jim "The Queer" Mirabelli - Me,Myself and Dan

What I've got you've got to give it to your boyfriend
What I've got you've got to give it to your sexy man
What I've got you've got to give it to your little boy
You do a little dance and then you drink a little cum

What I've got you've got to get it put it inside me
What I've got you've got to get it put it inside me
What I've got you've got to get it put it inside me
Dealing with the feeling don't stop continue

Realize I don't want to be a hetero
Confide wisely you'll be the closet
Young boys giving the lovin' upriser
How come everybody wanna keep it in the closet

Stick it in my ass,stick it my ass now
Stick it in my ass,stick it my ass now
Stick it in my ass,stick it my ass now
I can't tell iff I'm a pizza boy or a queer

Notthing I love more then seeing Dan in a dress
I Wanna hold him and give him a kiss
Unimpressed by his oralness
Love is free,I should Ask Him To marry me

I'm a low guido retard,got my self a set of wheels
Stick a Italian Flag on the antena
Im 9 feet tall and wear Polo
My heads really huge,dan sticks me in my back hole

Richard Simmons,gets me hot and bothered
Richard Simmons,taught me how to off it
Richard Simmons,walkin' like he talk it
Goodness me can't you see I'm gonna suck it

Stick it in my ass,stick it my ass now
Stick it in my ass,stick it my ass now
Stick it in my ass,stick it my ass now
Ooh... Ooh yeah
Stick it in my ass,stick it my ass now
Stick it in my ass,stick it my ass now
Stick it in my ass,stick it my ass now
I can't tell iff I'm a Pizza boy or a queer

Lucky me workin at Donio's
Flippin Pizza's with the Guidio's
Come down and watch me flip it
If your gy,ill stick it in and dip it

My dad I love him 'cause he beats me
Long gone are the times when he'd scrub me
Feelin' gay my sister gonna touch me
Lickin my juice from dan's mouth,snowball me

There's a Pizza store,really nice
There's a Boy named Dan,really sexy
His heart for me is never gonna wither
Sum on every one,thats how I like it.

Stick it in my ass,stick it my ass now
Stick it in my ass,stick it my ass now
Stick it in my ass,stick it my ass now
I can't tell iff I'm a Pizza boy or a queer

What I've got you've got to get it put it inside me
What I've got you've got to get it put it inside me
What I've got you've got to get it put it inside me
Dealing with the feeling don't stop continue

What I've got you've got to give it to your boyfriend
What I've got you've got to give it to your sexy man
What I've got you've got to give it to your little boy
You do a little dance and then you drink a little cum

Realize I don't want to be a hetero
Confide wisely you'll be the closet
Young boys giving the lovin' upriser
How come everybody wanna keep it in the closet

Stick it in my ass,stick it my ass now
Stick it in my ass,stick it my ass now
Stick it in my ass,stick it my ass now

Stick it in my ass now.....