Текст песни Dinner For One - Same procedure as every year

James: Good evening, Miss Sopie, good evening.
Miss Sophie: Good evening, James.
James: You are looking very well this evening, Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: Well, I am feeling very much better, thank you,
James.
James: Good, good ...
Miss Sophie: Well, I must say that everything looks very nice.
James: Thank you very much, Miss Sophie, thank you.
Miss Sophie: Is everybody here?
James: Indeed, they are, yeah, yes ... They all are here for
your anniversary, Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: All five places are laid out?
James: All laid out as usual.
Miss Sophie: Sir Toby?
James: Sir Toby, yes, he's sitting here this year, Miss
Sophie.
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider?
James: Admiral von Schneider is sitting here, Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy?
James: Mr. Pommeroy, I put round here for you.
Miss Sophie: And my very dear friend, Mr. Winterbottom?
James: On your right, as you requested, Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: Thank you, James. You may now serve the soup.
James: The soup, thank you very much, Miss Sophie, thank
you. They are all waiting for you. Little drop of
Mulligatawny soup, Miss Sophie ...
Miss Sophie: I am paticulary fond oof Mulligatawny soup, James.
James: Yes, I know you are.
Miss Sophie: I think, we'll have sherry now, with the soup.
James: Sherrry with the soup, yes ... Oh by the way, the
same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: Same procedure as every year, James.
James: Same procedure as every year, James.
Miss Sophie: Is that a dry sherry, James?
James: Yes, a very dry sherry, Miss Sophie. A very dry
Straight out of the cellar, this morning, Miss
Sophie.
Miss Sophie: Sir Toby!
James: Cheerio, Miss Sophie!
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider!
James: Ad ... Must I say it this year, MIss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: Just to plaese me, James.
James: Just to please you, very good, yes, yes ... Skolll!
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy!
James: Happy new year, Miss Sophie!
Miss Sophie: And dear Mr. Winterbottom!
James: Well, here we are again, old lovely ...
Miss Sophie: You may now serve the fish.
James: Fish. Very good, Miss Sophie. Did you enjoy the soup?
Miss Sophie: Delicious, James.
James: Thanl you, Miss Sophie, glad you enjoyed it. - Little
bit of North Sea haddock, Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: I think we'll have white wine with the fish.
James: White wine with the fish. The same procedure as last
year, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: The same procedure as every year, James!
James: Yeah ...
Miss Sophie: Sir Toby!
James: Cheerio, Sophie, me gal ...
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider!
James: Oh, must I, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: James, please, please ...
James: Skoll!
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy!
James: Happy new year, Sophie gal.
Miss Sophie: Mr. Winterbottom!
James: ... you look younger than ever, love! Younger than
ever! He, he, he ...
Miss Sophie: Pleas serve the chicken!
James: Ya...
Miss Sophie: That looks a very fine bird?!
James: That's a lovely chu..chuk...chicken, that I'll tell
you, a lovely ...
Miss Sophie: I think, we'll have champagne with the bird!
James: Champagne, ya...Sssame, same procedure as last year,
Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: Same procedure as every year, James!!! - Sir Toby!
James: Sophie me gal...
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider!
James: ... must I, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: James!
James: Ssskoll!
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy!
James: Happy new year, sophie gal ...
Miss Sophie: Mr. Winterbottom!
James: It's one of the nicest little women ...hick... one of
the nicest little women, that's ever breathed, ever
breathed... I now declare this bazar opened!
Would you like some fruit?
Miss Sophie: I think we'll have port with the fruit!
James: Oh, noo! S...ame procedure as last ...
Miss Sophie: Yes, same procedure as every year, James!
James: .....!!!...
Miss Sophie: Sir Toby!
James: Sugar in the morning, sugar ...
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider!
James: Ssskolll!
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy!
James: I'm sorry, madam, sorry.
Miss Sophie: Mr. Winterbottom!
James: ... huuuh, I'll kill that cat!
Miss Sophie: Well, James, it's been really a wonderful party!
James: Well, it's been mos
James: You're going to bed?
Miss Sophie: Yes.
James: Sit down, I'll give you a hand up, Madam.
Miss Sophie: As I was saying, I think, I'll retire ...
James: Ya... Ya. - By the way, the same procedure as last
year, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: The same procedure as every year, James!
James: Well - I'll do my very best!

Quelle: "Dinner for one Freddie Frinton, Miss Sophie und der90.Geburtstag",
Nautilus/Nemo Press; 1. Aufl. 1985 ISBN 3-922513-26-3