I take her to the aquarium, she says shark,
I take her to the planetarium, she says dark,
I take her to the seaside,
Where she likes to spin and twirl,
She says sure and cool and yeah,
She's my monosyllabic girl,

I take her to the university, she says huh,
I take her to anniversary, she says one,
I take her to jewelry store,
I say diamonds, she says pearl,
Oh everyone knows I'm in love and yeah,
With a monosyllabic girl,