i picked a cookie from the wrong batch
i found an egg unable to hatch
i started a fire but i could not find a match
cause you wore a cowboy hat
in the middle of the highway
a cowboy hat
fears flying everywhere
a cowboy hat
and your middle finger pointed at me

i saw a goldfish swimming downstream
i picked an orange from the wrong tree
you're the most valuable player, but i've chosen the wrong team

cause you wore a cowboy hat
in the middle of the highway
a cowboy hat
fears flying everywhere
a cowboy hat
and your middle finger pointed at me

cause you wore a cowboy hat
in the middle of the highway
a cowboy hat
fears flying everywhere
a cowboy hat
and your middle fingers pointed at me
a cowboy hat
lying in the desert
a cowboy hat
soaking in the gutter
a cowboy hat
and your middle fingers pointed at me