Текст песни Wankers, The - Cake With Frosting

Intro:
Once in a lifetime, you make a cake
And you learn exactly how it should bake
So stick it in
Heat it up
Frost it
Let's begin

Chorus:
My fingers are sticky
Everytime I see cake, I want a lick-y
Cake tastes so good with lots of frosting
Just one night with cake is so exausting!

Transition:
I like cake
I like cake

Verse:
Cake's always on my mind
Especially when I think of bump and grind
Frosting sprays everywhere
Cake's as hairy as a baby bear (And I don't mean on her head!)

Chorus:
You can have your cake all around town
But Jesus may look down on you and frown
He did not like cake very much
Even though he got a chance to touch

Transition:
I like cake
I like cake

Verse:
Cake's always very cold
In the sex olympics, cake would get the gold
Once you've had a piece of it, you come back for more
Cake's just one big frosted whore

Chorus:
It seems like everybody wants some cake
But if cake does not like you, she will fake
It seems like everybody's had a piece but me

F**k that!