Текст песни Weird Al Yankovic - The Saga Begins

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack.
And I thought me and Qui-gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack.
Well, their response it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us.
We escaped from that gas
(then)Met Jar Jar and Boss Nass.
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen.
We all wound up on Tatooine.
That's where we found this boy.

Chorus:
Oh My, My, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader some day later
Now he's just a small fry
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi", "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi".

Verse 2:

Oh did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force they say.
Ahhh, do you see him hitting on the Queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah he's probably gonna marry her someday.
Well I know he built C-3P0
And I heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke it's true
So we made a wager or two.
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, It was our boy.
We started singin...

Oh My, My, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader some day later
Now he's just a small fry
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi", "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi".

Now we finally got to Coruscant
And the Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be.
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midochlorians were off the scale
And he might fufill that prophecy.
Oh the council was impressed of course
Could he bring balance to the Force
They interviewed the kid
Oh training they forbid!
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here,
Just stick it in your pointy ear,
I still will teach this boy."
He was singin...

Oh My, My, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader some day later
Now he's just a small fry
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi", "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi".

(Slower)
We caught a ride back to Naboo
Because Queen Amidala wanted to.
I frankly would've liked to stay.
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little hot-shot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The Battle droids were broken.
And the Jedi I admire most,
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
But I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy...
And I was singin...

Oh My, My, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader some day later
Now he's just a small fry
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi", "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi".

We were singin...

Oh My, My, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader some day later
Now he's just a small fry
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"