Текст песни Zebrahead - I'm Money

'Cause I'm a user, a Schmoozer
A big dollar loser
But that don't matter 'cause my friends call me a bruiser
And I get chicks, too many chicks want me

'Cause I'm not funny, honey
A big oaf-y dummy
And I get drunk, too many drinks want me

Yo, get out get out
The way of the money man
Ladies know I'm dope so consider me contraband
Fellas are just jealous cuz they're ponies and I'm a mustang
Don't try to hang cuz I'm out with a big bang

Get get down, all the ladies want to be with me
Get get down, all the fellas compete with me
Get get down, and I know that I'm trippin'
But I really don't care cause this is how I'm livin'

All the ladies, all the ladies want to know me
They ignore me, intimidated by me
All the fellas, all the fellas want to be me
They ignore me, intimidated by me
All the ladies, all the ladies want to know me
They ignore me, intimidated by me
All the fellas, all the fellas want to be me
They ignore me, intimidated by me
Who needs them anyway?
Cause I'm money

Cause I'm a user, a schmoozer
A big dollar loser
But that don't matter cause I drive a land cruiser
And I get chicks, too many chicks want me

Cause I'm not funny, Honey
A big oaf-y dummy
But that don't matter cause I know I play with money
And I get drunk, too many drinks want me

I got a time bomb tick, tick, tickin' just like Anthrax
Boys wanna battle so I got me a battle axe
Climax, your girl screams my name when you have sex
I should charge a sales tax

Get get down, all the ladies want to be with me
Get get down, All the fellas compete with me
Get get down and I know that I'm trippin
But that don't matter cause this is how I'm stickin

All the ladies, all the ladies want to know me
They ignore me, intimidated by me
All the fellas, all the fellas want to be me
They ignore, intimidated by me
All the ladies, all the ladies want to know me
They ignore me, intimidated by me
All the fellas, all the fellas want to be me
They ignore, intimidated by me
Well, who needs them anyway?
Who needs them anyway?
Cause I'm money

All the ladies, all the ladies want to know me
They ignore me, intimidated by me
All the fellas, all the fellas want to be me
They ignore, intimidated by me
All the ladies, all the ladies want to know me
They ignore me, intimidated by me
All the fellas, all the fellas want to be me
They ignore, intimidated by me
Everybody look at me
I'm pimp-ass money
I know you wish to get with this tonight
Everybody look at me
Flyer than Mr. T
I know you wish to get with this tonight

Well, who needs them anyway?
Well, who needs them anyway?
Cause I'm money