My funny valentine,
Sweet comic valentine,
You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable,
Unphotographable
Yet you're my fav'rite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak,
Are you smart?

Don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day

Is your figure less than Greek?
And is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak,
Are you smart?

Don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, little valentine, stay, oh, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day

(Valentine's Day)