Текст песни Bloodhound Gang - Pickles and Fudge

Now ladies and gentlemen the event you've all been waiting for

Pickles and fudge bananas and carrots
I got the applesauce you got the spare ribs
Turn the lights out (Change and excess?) makes a really good mix
Bubblegum swirl and celery sticks
I'm the Loch Ness the Loch Ness the Loch Ness monster
.. was a ... Jerry's kids need a sponsor
It's kinda half bootleg, and it'll bang your head back
A glass of urine and can quench your thirst
I'm puttin' on my ... gonna do the "Night Ranger"
Down for the night in my broken down manger
Cuz I'm a huskin' a huskin' a huskin' your corn
And he was gamin' on the fetus just before she was born
When I'm feelin' oriental I gotta rub my chin
I'm gonna hold my water in like I'm Gunga Din
Tiny bubbles in the tub pull my fingers Lawrence Welk
If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk
Have a taste Micro Bo Base `cause all girlies got smiles
You're gettin' on my case like the Rockford Files
Take the pressure out her mouth, sometimes I'll have to ask
Went on T.V. and a car... mouth bass
Crazy Eddie in the slammer `cause he's giving it all away
John Boy run in the barn with the horse and the hay
Jimmy Pop mooches mommy's smooches lungs are filled with tar
Do you even know who we are?

Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise

We're playing the Palladium you can't get on Star Search
Micro Bo Bass standin' tall he can do the "Funky Lurch"
I'm a driving experience fart fart Fig Newton
Our mic is the difference `tween rolls (fat rolls) and Wayne Newton
J.F.K.'s head is a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle
Barbara Eden in the bottle and now I'm gonna guzzle
`cause I'm looking like a pump but I'm feelin' like a sneaker
To rise to the attention that's why you're ... beaker
I'm a ... I'm baby ... mean
I'm ... a lotta ladies or the Mr. Clean
This land is your land
This land is my land
`cause I'm so fit they call me Mr. Fitness
And I got more rhymes that Jahova's got witness'
... is a camel under Yasser Arafat
........
... is a Cassanova .... girlfriend's ...
You took it hook line sinker like Charlie the ...
`cause I'm calling your bluff like I'm a piss-poor tuna
One banana two banana three banana four
I'm takin' pri.. and I'm knockin' down your door
Claude Van Damme, Spam on the can
Excelsior Stan the Man
Was it Micro Bo Bass
Or I'm the ...
Do you even know who we are?

Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise

Michael ... playin' on the lace with the number of the peace
I'm like a sour made-wine with your girlfriend's yeast
...
Ernie's shootin' up he gets his fix from Bert
Snuffleupagus Snuffleupagus
I bet none of you will ever get enough of this
... buggin' out with Dick Nixon
`cause I've got more rhymes than Ivan Dixson
Drivin' up the bridge jump the cliff Aaaahhhh!
I've got The Hives close your mouths now
What's the word? Thunderbird (Pac-man theme starts)
What's the price? Fourty third
High school nerd and shot your cat
I make the punk back up with a whiffleball bat
Playin' three card monte yes I got your mommy's silver
Come on Pop Man (Asking Jimmy Pop to finish the rhyme)
you know nothing rhymes with silver
I got your mommy's silver playin' three card monte
I shot ... without hurting anybody
Ants in the pants don't break the ice
Don't spill the beans don't eat that rice
Uncle Bens come again
Uncle Bens come again come again Uncle Bens
Like Unkle Bens rice with no grand prize
...
... what the hell's going on here?
... with some R C beer
Eatin' messy mother with an ice cream bar
Do you even know who we are?

Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise
Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise