[This is a sample collage, with the same samples repeated many, many times. But I can at least tell you what the individual bits are...]

Would you like some sweets, Willy? What would you like then?

Can I have, one of these, and one of these, and two of those, please?

Come on, auntie, we'll miss the bus!

B.L.T. Mr and Mrs J A(?) Summers.

Here's Bertie(?)!

L.S.D.

It's the new money, you know.