Suburban Rhonda
don't be so smart
Suburban Rhonda
don't act so sharp
Suburban Rhonda
you'll wreck your heart
Suburban Rhonda
you'll wreck your heart

You could be just vain and live alone
on Separation Street
but if you did you know your life
would be incomplete
the tenements of disrepute
don't eye them longingly
I want to be the one
to put you out of your misery

Suburban Rhonda ...