West L.A. in the modern day,
You can't play unless you look that way,
One more nip, one more tuck,
One more lift, one more suck

Pamela
Barbie is as Barbie does
Pamela
Heaven in a box

Todd can't stalk the locker room,
Cause his weenie isn't blooming,
He knows size ain't everything
But he'd feel better with a swinging thing

Pamela
Engineering like no other
Pamela
I feel good about myself

Mary Lou has got a conk
That can match the Eiffel tower
And her titties look like mine
Only mine are slightly larger

Pamela
Have you got the surgeons number
Pamela
Heaven in a box

Pamela
Have you got the surgeons number
Pamela
Heaven in a box