I don't wanna go to your party
I don't wanna talk to your friends
I don't wanna vote for your president
I just wanna be your tugboat captain

There's a place I'd like to be
There's a place I'd be happy
There's a place I'd like to be
There's a place I'd be happy
There's a place I'd like to be
There's a place I'd be happy
There's a place I'd like to be
There's a place I'd be happy

I don't wanna go to your party
I don't wanna talk to your friends
I don't wanna vote for your government
I just wanna be your tugboat captain

There's a place I'd like to be
There's a place I'd be happy
There's a place I'd like to be
There's a place I'd be happy
There's a place I'd like to be
There's a place I'd be happy
There's a place I'd like to be
There's a place I'd be happy