Текст песни Ant And Dec - I'm A Loser

Every dog has his way,
Get's his way,
So they say, so how come I'm a loser in every way?

Always trying my best but it never ever works,
Always end up face down chewing on the dirt.
A failure with the ladies but you know it don't matter,
I got the losing charm, they don't go for the patter,
If I give you my number, I can never win,
I never get to rhumble, it ends up in the bin.
A target for the pigeons, they score a direct hit,
No matter how hard I try I end up covered in... nah I won't say it,

I'm giving you the psyche,
Time for me to sit back and let another loser on the mic.

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I'm a loser baby, (born loser),
He's a loser yeah yeah, and you don't wanna be.
I'm a loser baby, (born loser),
He's a loser yeah yeah, and you don't wanna be, don't wanna be a loser!

If you think that you're a loser,
Dec I'm telling you I'm a loser too, drawing pins on my seat at school,
The pages were stuck with glue, butt of all the jokes,
Everybody's scapegoat, last around the running track,
Mittens on my coat, and when I grew up,
You know things ain't gotten better,
Only time I kissed a girl was when I had to pay her,
All dressed up I got no place to go, every loser does it,
Well I'd like to let you know,
There's a hole in my bucket, Lisa doesn't even care,
The wind blew my cap off OH GOD I'VE GOT NO HAIR!!!!!
Here, take the mic, it really doesn't work,
I can tell the job for me is reading news like Michael Buerk

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