Come on, cum on my face, cucumber from outer space!
Won’t you please cum on my face, cucumber from outer space!
’Cause I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual,
Bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual,
I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual,
Bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual.

Come on, come on, you can, you gonna put me through the «Homo-Scan»!
Come on, come on, you can, you gonna put me through the «Homo-Scan»!
’Cause I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual,
I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual,
I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual,
Bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual.

...Kafka! ...Kafka! ...Kafka!

Well, I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual,
Yes, I’m a fucking bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual,
I’m a bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual,
Bullshit existentialist Kafka-reading Russian intellectual!..