Текст песни Bowling For Soup - Bfff

You are my best friend in the world
And I hope that you know
That when we hang out together
It's freakin awesome

Playing poker- Friday nights
Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
You think that my sisters hot
I accidentally shot your finger
Off your writing hand oh well, you get disability
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
And told the ambulance to stop at the bar

You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you here me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way

We fart and burp in the same key
And I think your iPod sucks
You make fun of my hair because yours is
Disappearing

I've seen your penis you've seen mine
I popped your pimples you rubbed aloe
Vera on my sunburned back, you ran defense when I shit my pants
You felt my girl's brand New Boobs, you asked to suck em she refused
Oh while you slept I shaved your head
You woke up you told me I (was dead)

You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you here me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you
(I freakin' love you, dude)
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way

Na na na na
Na na na na

You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you here me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way

Na na na na
Na na na na