Текст песни Mike Snider - If My Nose Was Running Money

You say that I don't love you You say my love is untrue
Well darlin' if I was a rich man I'd prove my love to you
I'd buy you a diamond ring and a new fur coat or two
If my nose was running money honey I'd blow it all on you

If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you
I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too
I'd build you that mansion up on the mountaintop
If my nose was running money but honey it's snot

If my nose was running money, Let me tell you what I'd do
I'd buy you a John Deere tractor and we'd get rid of that old gray mule
I'd carry you down to the store and buy you a brand new pair shoes
And you not have to be plowing bare footed the way you always do

If my nose was running money, We could have anything we please
The first time you wanted cash all I'd have to do is sneeze
Why we'd be living high on the hog and the hog wouldn't be so lean

If my nose was running money honey we'd be rollin' in the green
It's a booger of a problem that I got
I wish my nose was running money but it's snot
I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you