When I get drunk, tell me who's gonna carry me home?
When I get drunk, tell me who's gonna carry me home?
You know I'm sober now, but I won't be sober long

Every time, I think of that gal of mine
Every time, I think of that gal of mine
You know I get drunk people, and I don't care what I find

She keeps me guessin' about things I wanna know
She keeps me guessin' about things I wanna know
That woman got me doin' things I never done before

When I get drunk, tell me who's gonna carry me home?
When I get drunk, tell me who's gonna carry me home?
You know I'm sober now, but I won't be sober long