There's no such thing as a harmless joke
There's no such thing as a gentle toke
There's no such thing as panama jack
Who's Got The Crack?

WHOOOOO's got the crack?
WHOOOOOOOOO's got the crack?
WHOOOOO's got the crack?

I AM A GOAT
IN A MOAT
WITH A BOAT

WHO'S GOT THE CRACK?

I like it when my hair is poofy
I like when you slip me a roofy
I like it when

You've got the crack

WHO'S GOT THE CRACK?

I wanna be a hippie but i forgot how to loaf
Its hard to be a garbage man when a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless but i'm feeling so uptight
Put your momma in a headlock baby
And do it back

WHO'S GOT THE CRACK?

Who's got the craaaaaaack?