Текст песни Fred Figglehorn - Christmas Is Creepy

OOOOOH
You know what I'm sayin'?
Yeah
Kinda strange

If snowmen came to life
That would be creepy(creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house
That would be creepy(creepy)

Santa creepin' 'round and down my chimney at night
I can't explain it but it doesn't feel right
He knows if you been good
He knows if you been bad
It's kinda freaky
Does he have hidden cameras in my house like that?

OOOOOOH
Come to think of it elves are really scary (so small)
Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be HAIRY!
Reindeer (sharp teeth)
Rudolph (might eat me)
Christmas is kinda strange
When you think about it that way

If snowmen came to life
That would be creepy(creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house
That would be creepy(creepy)

And what's really weird
It's like a fake beard
Somethin' doesn't seem right to me (no)
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

OOOOOOOH
Kinda creepy
YEAHHHHH
Kinda strange
OOOOOOH
Yo it's Fred
Yeahhhhhh
Somethin' isn't right

Don't leave me coal (OH)
That's kinda strange
Sneakin' 'round my house is really breakin' and entering
Santa kissin' mom
That's just wrong
Someone better tell me what's going on
It's kinda strange hearin' sleigh bells in every Christmas song

OOOOOOH
Come to think of it elves are really scary (so small)
Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be HAIRY!
Reindeer (sharp teeth)
Rudolph (might eat me)
Christmas is kinda strange
When you think about it that way

If a snowmen came to life
That would be creepy(creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house
That would be creepy(creepy)

And what's really weird
It's like a fake beard (darn)
Somethin' doesn't seem right to me
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

Rudolph?
Why are you looking at me that way?
Why is that snowman moving?
(Fred) creepy AHHHHHHHHHH
I can't take it!
Did you hear that?(HAHAHA)
AAAAHH
This just isn't right
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

If snowmen came to life
That would be creepy(creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house
That would be creepy(creepy)

And what's really weird
It's like a fake beard
Somethin' doesn't seem right to me (It just doesn't)
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy(creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house
That would be creepy(creepy)
And what's really weird
It's like a fake beard
Somethin doesn't seem right to me (It really doesn't)
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!