Текст песни Mc Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills

Billy built a robot in his parent's garage,
Because he had a list of problems that he needed to solve
He said, "I'm sick of the Hills, Laguna Beach is fake and whack
Let's party like it's '96 and bring the horn section back"

Back before Gwen Stefani started rapping with Pharrell
Gas cost $115 and Goldfinger could sell
When reality TV wasn't scripted or contrived
The brass was phat and bumpin' and the beats were all played live

See, Billy was obsessed with 3rd wave ska
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, he'd seen them all
He longed for a time when even Bill Clinton played the sax,
On the white house lawn, and kids wore shades and checkered slacks

So Billy sits back
In the class and labs
Put a notebook on his lap
'Cuz he plans a task
To make a giant robot
How's that?
And bring the real Orange County back

This gigantic robot kills
He's gonna come down the block, he's gonna fire at will
He's got a cannon on his shoulder and a laser in his hand
He's gonna win the day for Billy, make the city understand

The robot was completed and it opened up it's eyes,
Weighing 700 pounds, and Standing 8 foot 5
With his black coat, white shoes, black hat, set to attack,
The robot headed to the hills to give those spoiled kids a smack

Christoph Leary got knocked flat
As Billy bumped the Aquabats
He ripped out Mischa Barton's spine
To crank Save Ferris and Sublime
He burnt down Heidi Montag's home
And to blast the OC Supertones
His scream was smashing LC's head
Ska is not dead

This gigantic robot kills
He's gonna come down the block, he's gonna fire at will
He's blasting bullets from his elbows, shooting missiles from his eyes
He's gonna win the day for Billy, take the OC by surprise

He'll make you do the macerena
As you rock your Tamagachi,
With your Newton down in Woodstock,
Playing Sega la-di-da-di
He brought the 90's back,
And then he freed Tibet
If you can't find his jam on Napster then the warehouse sells cassettes
(Old school)

Gigantic (he was)
Gigantic (this robot)
Gigantic (so very)
Gigantic (ska robot)

This gigantic robot kills
He's gonna come down the block, he's gonna fire at will
He's got a cannon on his shoulder and a laser in his hand
He's gonna win the day for Billy, make the city understand

This gigantic robot kills
He's gonna come down the block, he's gonna fire at will
He's blasting bullets from his elbows, shooting missiles from his eyes
He's gonna win the day for Billy, take the whole world by surprise

Ska is not dead