When you've been watching the world die all day
And channel hopping won't make it go away
Put on your shoes come and share the blues with me

This skinny swollen kiddie covered in flies
His dinner stolen by the government, dies
A cash collection will be organized

But this is reality I'm so sorry, dear
To be the spoilsports personality for another year

War is just a hobby for the selfish few
Busy Bodies who've got nothing else to do
I would get these cheap skates off the ice for you if I could

But this is reality I'm so sorry, dear
To be the spoilsports personality for another year