Put you down in the trunk of my car
I'll get in the driver's seat
Crank up the tunes!
Crank up the tunes!
And roll all the windows
Down down down down

Take you down to the river to-day
Take off your pants
Pull your pants down
Tie you up to a hydro-pole
Tie you up to a hydro-pole

And cover you in peanut butter
Bees swarm around your pretty little head
Sting!Sting!Sting!
Sting!Sting!Sting!

Take off your pants!
Pull down your pants!
Ankles showing
Breeze is blowing
Wade into the water
Wade into the water

Father Larry is there
He's in his underwear
Pushing your head underwater
What goes on under there?
Father Larry is there
What goes on under there?