Текст песни Adam Sandler - Stoned on Sesame Street

Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Seseme and Street,
How to get to Seseme and Street, How to get to Seseme and Streeeeet

Kermet:
Hello, Kermet the frog here And welcome to Sensamea Street
I'd like to tell you what todays letter is, but I am really fucked up
Kermet:
He, Hey Big Bird, do you know what today's letter is?

Big Bird:
Sure Kermet, today's letter isJoint

Kermet:
Ahh Big Bird, joint is not a letter it is a word

Big Bird:
Sorry kids todays letter is threeee

Kermet:
Uhhhh, Big Bird, three is a number
*chuckle*

Big Bird:
Exactly, the number three, which is how manyf joints I've smoked today
Big Bird:
Kermet Are you with me

Kermet:
God I'm stoned

Big Bird:
Me too

*laughs*

Elmo:
Guys, guys, show go on Come on

Kermet:
Thank you Elmo Umm, how bout we say are ABC's Big Bird

Big Bird:
Ok

Kermet and Big Bird:
A, B, C, D, E, F, R, G, Q, K, C, R, uhh F, C

Big Bird;
I forgot what we were doing Kramitt

Kermet:
Did you just uhh call me Kramitt??

Big Bird:
Yes I did

Kermet:
Kramitt the frog here
Kermet:
Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today Goodbye kid's
Todays show was brought to you by a the letter ummm,

Big Bird:
bong

Kermet
And the number

Big Bird:
God your messed up

Kermet:
Fuck you!!!
Kermet:
The number, Fuck you!!

*laughing*

Kermet and Big Bird:
Bye, bye, kids, bye

Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Seseme and Street,
How to get to Seseme and Street, How to get to Seseme and Streeeeet