When the weight of the world has got you down,
and you want to end your life
Bills to pay, a dead end job,
and problems with the wife
Well don't throw in the towel
cause there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your miseries away
At fla-ming Moes Where liquor in a mug will warm you like a hug
(*harmonizing*) Let's all go to flaming Moe's Flaming Moe's
And happiness is just a flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a flaming Moe away