Текст песни Five Iron Frenzy - The Pants Rock Opera

Leanor Jeff the girl Ortega- Salsa

AY, I love my pantaloons,
they fit me oh so tight,
they make me smile with delight
Do YOOOUUUUUUUUU like Five Iron Frenzy singing 'bout the pants?
It's kind of silly bring on the romance!
Thank you for this little listen
*insert latin whoops and yipees*

Dennis Bayne Culp - Meat Loaf

I'll never forget when I saw you standin' there wearin' pants
You were all alone
And I thought to myself,
'Man I wish I had those pants!'
but the problem was, those weren't my pants!
I don't know whose pants they are!
But I want 'em
I only know, tha-at I want 'em
So why don't you come over here and roooock, baby
Oh hold on to me tight baby!
Oh ye-ah, and keep wearin' them pants, cause, I love, yooouuu

Reese Roper - Country

These are not my pants
I don't know whose they are
They smell a lot like Bobby's,
'cause he likes to fart
These are nooooot my pants
How did they get here?
Well, I'm fillin' up with fear,
cause these are not my pants
Thank ye', I'll be at the grand ol' oPry, Tonight

Keith Hoerig - Heavy Metal

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
THESE ARE NOT, MY PANTS!
WHOSE PANTS, ARE THESE ANYWAY?
THESE ARE NOT MY PANTS!
WHOSE PANTS ARE THESE ANYWAY?
ARE THESE BOBBY'S, or TIMMY'S, or BILLY'S PANTS?
NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THESE ARE NOT MY PANTS,
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
BLOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH
ARE YOU LISTENING TO WHAT I SAY???

Andrew Verdecchio - R&

Pants, Gonna talk about my pants now
I got my pants on, and I'm chillin', but they aren't my pants
These are not my pants, thas' what I got to say-
I ain't wearin' no pants
I got Billy, Bobby, Jerry, Philly, Dilly,
ooh, chilly, mm, pants
Itta bitta ooh, hmm
ahh, my pants
Whose pants are these?
Not my pants, not your pants, not billy's pants,
or bobby's, or jimmy's, what's goin' on?
Pants Oh, you thinkin' 'bout the pants now
Tha's what I'm tryin' to say, ooh, mm,
*kiss sound* mm, tha's what I'm tryin' to say,
ya'll gonna step this way, they're not my pants
Ooooooh yeah

Nathaniel "Brad" Dunham - Reggae

Come on people now,
this is the time to unite under the revolution of the pants
Right now, is the time
Now who holds the pants, and whose are these pants?
Will we ever found the home for the pants?
Come on now, unite! Under the revolution of the pants
yes Rrrrrrrrrright NOW

Scott Kerr - Cha Cha

These are not my pants
These are not my pants
These are not my pants
Bobby BOBBY! Bobby's pants
Woohoohoo These are not my PANTS!

Micah Ortega - Hip-Hop (Dashes are now the beeps in the song
I don't know if I got them all, though)

- Check one, check- uh
Yo bobby and billy
You out th- Was'up?
Yo me and bobby we was walkin' down th-,
yo we didn't have nothin to ea-
but we had our pants on,
but yo these ain't my pants,
uh, I'll get 'em off now- um, TIGHT!
Oh they so tight I be - in my--
ouch, ooie, ooie, eeech-
um, billy, timmy, um, hello there,
yeah, cause we in the street --
Uh Talkin' bout the bobby's and the billy's out there,
and they tight pants on You gots to loosen--ant,
loosen 'em up --
You know what I'm sayin'?
Word up? Wass Up?-- Yea- Uh