Текст песни Weird Al Yankovic - Oops I Farted Again

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeahyeahyeah???

I think I -fart- again
I made you believe that it wasn't me
Oh baby it might make a girl blush
Because she forgot to courtesy flush
But tonight I'll be droppin the Puerto Ricans
Up at the pool

Oh baby baby
Oops I -fart- again
It felt like a -fart-
But it was a -fart-
Oh baby I can't hold it no more
I pooped on the floor
I've got flatulence

You see the problem is gas
It comes out my ass
My starpitch(?) is raw and I got a butt rash
I stink but the smell stays
The horrible stench will linger for days
But tongiht I'll be droppin the Cosby kids up at the pool

Oh baby baby
Oops I -fart- again
It felt like a -fart-
But it was a -fart-
Oh baby I can't hold it no more
I pooped on the floor
I've got flatulence

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yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Brittany: Oh my god, its Mark and Greg, the extreme monster fans!
Mark: Hell yeah! Goddamn, it smells like a monkey cage in here!
maybe im standing in the welfare line
Greg: What the hell did you have for breakfast? Turd cake?
Brittany: Stand back, boys! *fart*
Mark: OH MY GOD! THE MONSTER BITCH'S ASS!
Both: Hell yeah! You smell like a primies poopie!
Hell yeah! You smell like hot garbage!
Greg: Hell yeah! I love the way it tastes
Mark:What? You like that stuff Greg?
Greg: Oh hell yeah!
Mark: Greg is a nasty face!
Both: Hell yeah! You smell like something crawled up your ass and died
Hell yeah! The monster bitch's ass smells like stinky pie!
Greg: Hell yeah! I'll take some with a side of pride!
Mark: Cut it the hell out!
Greg: I love some man, I love it man!
Both: Hell yeah! She smells like a dirty preme diaper
Hell yeah! You smell like a pile of hippo dung!
Greg: Hell yeah! I love the way it tastes and smells
Mark:Stop it!what ,what the hell?whats up?
She smells like preme poop