Video clip show
Useless phone-in chat
While radio rentals
Will give a cheap deal to me

People amused by trained animal
Confuse the hell outta me
People amused by trained animal
Confuse the hell outta me

You get 38 channels
But you still watch the BBC
And vain chat show guests
Say plug me plug me plug me

People amused by trained animal
Confuse the hell outta me
People amused by trained animal
Confuse the hell outta me

People amused by trained animal
Confuse the hell outta me
People amused by trained animal
Confuse the hell outta me

Video clip show
Useless phoney crap
Vain guests
Say plug me plug me plug me plug me

People amused by trained animal
Confuse the hell outta me
People amused by trained animal
Confuse the hell outta me