Boys, always b-b-bouncing off the wall
Yeah, boys! Mouth real big and brain too small
Boys try not to cry when they fall
B-b-b-boys, they've got no sense at all

Girls are so much funner
And so much easier to be with
Girls don't always want to start a fight
Girls are just plain better
And it's easier to agree with
Someone who is almost always right

Girls Rule! Boys Drool!
Girls Rule! Boys Drool!
Girls Rule! Boys Drool!

The boys can't help it if the girls are cool!
The boys can't help it if the girls are cool!