Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin with me

Don't be afraid to try the newest sport around

It's catchin on in every city and town
You can do the tricks the surfers do, just try a
Quasimodo or The Coffin too
Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin with me

You'll probably wipeout when you first try to shoot the curve

Takin gas in a bush takes a lotta nerve
Those hopscotch poledads and pedestrians, too, will bug ya
Shout Cuyabunga! now and skate right on through
Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin with me

You can do the tricks the surfers do, just try a
Quasimodo or The Coffin too
Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin with me

So get your girl and take her tandem down the street

Then shell know you're an asphalt athlete
A downhill grade, man, will give you a kick,
But if the sidewalks cracked, ya better pull out quick
Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin with me

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin with me

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin with me

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin with me

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin with me