Cruisin' downtown in your Camaro,
REO Speedwagon on the stereo
It's kind of catchy,
Kind of a virus,
Cutting your hair like Billy Ray Cyrus
You're probably bummed,
You probably cried,
You're probably sad that the guy from Lynrd Skynrd died,
You're
probably singing "oh, oh, oh",
All night long

Chorus"
Feel the
power of the PHANTOM MULLET,
Tremble and cower from the PHANTOM MULLET,
White metal burn of the PHANTOM MULLET,
Combed straight or permed it's THE PHANTOM MULLET,
And you, cutting it short on top,
I want that for me
Growing it long in the back,
So savage and so free

Drop into first you're taking it slow,
You're such a rock-star,
You could never know
I wish I was singing, "oh, oh, oh",
All night long