Текст песни Simon & Garfunkel - Punky's Dilemma

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays LA,
Casually glancing at his toupee

Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster

I'd ease myself down,
Comin' up brown

I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan

Ah, South California

If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Maryjane--
Best wishes, Martin
(Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door),
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for