Текст песни The Simpsons - A Boozehound Named Barney

Shary: In front of a tavern,
Flat on his face,
A Boozehound named Barney
Is pleading his case

Barney: Buy me a beer,
Two bucks a glass
Come on, help me,
I'm freezing my ass

Buy me brandy,
A snifter of wine
Who am I kidding?
I'll drink turpentine

Moe: Move it, ya drunk,
Or I'll blast your rear end
Barney: I found two bucks!
Moe: Then come in, my friend!

Shary: And so, let us leave
On this heartwarming scene
Bart: Can I be a boozehound?
Homer: Not till you're fifteen