Текст песни Dropkick Murphys - Spicy Mchaggis Jig

I'll tell you a story, believe me, it's true
A tale you best hope never happens to you
Old Spicy McHaggis, how he met his fate
You I can save, but for him it's too late

Spicy was big, burly and strong His pipes were gigantic,
and so was his schlong!
From city to city, running around,
always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds

One night at the pub, a girl caught his eye,
big as a house, just the right size
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt,
Spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
The piper delivered his best pick-up line,
thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"
The portly young lady could stand for no more,
grabbed his cojones and went for the door

They got to her house and dimmed all the lights
Spicy was in for one hell of a night
He said that he loved her, he'd always be true
"But Mr McHaggis, I've only just met you"

By now he saw double through his drunken eyes,
neither had looks or appropriate size
He came to his senses, thought to himself;
"At this time at night, I won't find nothing else"
He took off his shirt, She lifted her skirt,
They pulled out his unit and started to play,
she asked for a glove, he gave her a shove,
had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day

Spicy, Spicy, Spicy, Spicy, Spicy, Spicy, Spicy, Spicy

One night at the pub, a girl caught his eye,
big as a house, just the right size
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt,
Spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
The piper delivered his best pick-up line,
thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"
The portly young lady could stand for no more,
grabbed his cojones and went for the door

Three packs a day he'll smoke 'til he dies,
Spicy McHaggis, One hell of a guy!