Swonderful, smarvelous
Supersymmetry!
Sawful nice, Sparadise
Supergravity!

Is this the Theory of Everything
I feel pulling on my super-heart-strings?
Swonderful, smarvlous
Supersymmetry!

Squantum dream, sqaundered it
Bad puclicity
Sawfully sad, Scould of had
our own SSC!

But where did the funding go?
Must be hiding with the higgsinos!
Swonderful, Smarvelous,
theres still the LHC!

(Instrumental)

Swonderful, smarvelous,
superparntering
Swhat it talkes: sparticles
for symmetry breaking

Is this the Theory of Everything
I feel pulling on my super-duper-heart-strings?
Swonderful, smarvelous,
the neutralinos and gravitinos
in Supersymmetry!