John, Jeff, Joe
Come get your eggs
John, Jeff, Joe
I made you some eggs
John, Jeff, Joe
Come get your eggs

Stick your tongue
Down my throat
Make me gag in my garden

Dear John:
I can't see you anymore
Don't you know the score?
You called me a whore

I take your sweaty hand
You spin me around the yard
Teachers tell my Mom
You break my cigarettes
You broke my cigarettes
You broke my cigarettes