Rock 'n' roll chavs strut to centre stage
An' wowed the crowd by the nonchalance displayed
Forged best friends forever to their man
Reflections of glory topping up their fake tans

Did you see 'em go
Oh yeah, should've seen 'em that night
When they sung Alamo

Starving ego's stirred in the back of the van
Amps sounded uprisings, each player declared their own plan
Girlfriends bitched in unison put the man, in his place

Did you see 'em go
Oh yeah, should've seen 'em that night
When they sung Alamo

Swollen tongues, stutter and spit, from those gluttonous lips
No true rock 'n' roller would ever ever quit

Did you see 'em go
Oh yeah, should've seen 'em that night
When they sung Alamo