There's a man who pedals into danger
If you eat chinese food, this guys no stranger
He's weaving down the block
The man will risk his life to bring you egg rolls

Little Asian Man
Little Asian Man
He may just get run over
While bringing you lo mein

His bike's a piece of crap, his basket's rusted
The seat is wrapped in tape, the brakes are busted
He used his shoes to stop, That's when he hit that cop
Who still finds bits of rice inside his holster

Little Asian Man
Little Asian Man
He may just get run over
While bringing you lo mein