Текст песни Muppets - If I were

If I were a poet,
I would write a sonnet
It would say "I love you"
Your name would be upon it
If I were a farmer,
I'd give you a bunny
If I had a beehive,
You would get free honey
Fa la la (many times)

If I were a baker,
You could have a cruller
If I were a painter,
Choose your favorite color
If I had some diamonds,
I'd give you a few,
Anything to show you
How much I love you
Fa la la

Did you guess my secret?
I am not a poet
Couldn't write a sonnet,
And I think you know it
I am not a farmer,
Can't give you a bunny
I don't have a beehive,
Sorry 'bout the honey
Fa la la

I am not a baker,
Don't know bread from batter
And I am not a painter,
And it doesn't matter
I don't need a present,
All I have to do
Is look at you to show you
How much I love you
Fa la la