Текст песни The Moldy Peaches - Steak For Chicken

Mardi Gras came and went,
all my money has been spent,
how 'm I gonna pay the rent
sitting on -my ass/your face?

who mistook the steak for chicken?
who 'm I gonna stick my dick in?
we're not those kids,
sitting on the couch

my former life i -had a sister/was a high roller,
I teased her and I dissed her/ walked my kids in a diamond stroller,
she got swept up in a twister/ found my calling as a part time bowler
first I laughed and then i missed her/ traded my wife in for a new green roller
Who mistook these baths for showers?
Who fucked up that leaning tower?
We're not those kids,
sitting on the couch

Oh, get on a greyhound and ride away,
different -dreams from yesterday/ birthday cake each day
tell your -grandparents they're ok/ parents that they're gay,
kiss their cheek/steal their money- and run away
Coz me and my friends are so smart:
we invented this new kind of -darts/art
hit a bull's eye cut up heart/ post modernist throwing darts
smoking crack and -cutting back/crack
Who mistook this crap for genius?
Who is gonna stroke my penis?
We're not those kids,
sitting on the couch,
sitting on the couch

Oh -even your mother is a crook/people are shiny like A Brand New Book
but if -I get/you take- a closer look
there's shit on every -road you took/hand you shook
you don't beleive me?
look at your -book/ hand
who made all these things for killing?
who's empty -heart/pussy hole- needs filling?
were not those kids,
sitting on the couch

who mistook the steak for chicken?
who am I gonna stick my dick in?
We're not those kids,
sitting on the couch x 4