Fucking right
Bank holiday Monday,
By Sunday I was
So let's fuck off to Alton Towers
One or two, quite a few in the queue for the bumper cars
Fit crack on the lake but her mate's got a flabby arse
So let's hit the bars
Where's the fucking pub?
Where's the fucking ale?
We don't want to queue for the mono-fucking rail
Where's the fucking crack?
There's middle aged mums with big fabby bums
Black hole queue's past the entrance gate now,
Well, I've been with Sweatty Betty and it's not worth the wait
No!
I wouldn't stand in a queue for all the tea in China,
I'd rather pump the S up me deck top's vagina,
Sarah the dog
Where's the fucking pub?
Where's the fucking ale?
We don't want to queue for the mono-fucking rail
Where's the fucking crack?
There's middle aged mums with big fabby bums
Fuck cunt wank shit
Where's the fucking pub?
Where's the fucking ale?
We don't want to queue for the mono-fucking rail
(Repeat to end)