It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off

I'd like to thank my mum and dad
They gave me the best time that I ever had
And my mates that believed me when I was at school
I had the last laugh, Up You All!

It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off

Why'd I pay to get on the bus
Who drives around with the companies trust
We all know that we're the best
So drop the press and all the rest!

It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off

Maybe it's because i'm a Londoner
That I love London town

Oi! ya has-been
How ya goin me ol' china
Well in order mate innit
This firm and me pal

It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off
It was the greatest cockney rip off of all!