Brooklyn, New York, hanging out at Duff's
Everywhere we go we wear Scottish Handcuffs
In Switzerland in Bern one pissed a Bed
We even got a pic in Kiev with Shrek

We meet new friends in a lot of crazy places
Double fisted having fun, and end up with shitfaces
Are you Guns 'n Roses? Do you need a light?
Leave Madam Satan, Those guys wanna fight

Stripclubs and a nudybar
Building a pit in the back of your car
Almost arrested with a police colt
Not playing Rio with 60 Volt

With you're head through the ceiling
Snuff J