Caught the train from Warrabrook
All the way into Hornsby
But somehow we got stuck
Next to a fat spastic old lady

She had a stereo
And a granny pram
A big fat ugly gut
And a pink bum-bag

Yeah - Yeah!

All stations to Central
She's been herer since New Castle
And the Knights are gunna win the comp'

Yeah Yeah
Old Woman on a train

She had some Choc-Wheaton's
Some plastic tupperware
She hated all Asians
'Cos "they're not from round here"

Yeah - Yeah!

All stations to Central
She's been herer since New Castle
And the Knights are gunna win the comp'

Yeah Yeah
Old Woman on a train

All stations to Central
She's been herer since New Castle
And the Knights are gunna win the comp'

Yeah Yeah
Old Woman on a train
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Old Woman on a train
Yeah Yeah
Old Woman on a train
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Old Woman on a train